So I was fucking around on my computer today and stumbled upon this fucking gem of an interview I did with California's Shoot It Up. I completely forgot about this one, and I will never forgive myself for it. This interview was conducted via the Internet in 2008 around the time they released their excellent 7" on Criminal IQ records. The big article I referred to in my last post should be up sometime next week.
You've been on tour since mid March. What are your thoughts about the cities you played and which one had the best drugs?
Everywhere is cold, and is full of cock teases. Drugs… we cant give out a best with a clear conscious being since they were not potent enough NOR easy enough to come across BUT definite runner up’s Philly’s pill cocktails (thank you doctor Kyle) and hill boys in Tennesse know how to get you stoned enough to forget. Please don’t take this as an attack just clean up your acts for next time, be prepared and shit.
Have any members of the band "cheesed" before?
what the fuck is that? If this is some kinda pizza related comment? Olives are good.
Someone told me that when you played Now That's Class in Clevo you were slappin hos and fucking with people at the bar. How do you choose your victims and why do they deserve it? Are they bustas or just bitches?
People were fucking with us and there were no “victim’s” choosing or what haves you; nothing was premeditated. Some bitch got punched the face and probably deserved it.
What are your non musical and non drug influences?
Vengeances, gettin’ pussy, guns, bitches wit da big butts, other peoples’ (and for that matter our own) misfortunes, hatred for humans, and puppy dogs.
MRR called your split with Analingus as being along the lines of immature and stupid. Do you think MRR doesn't like you because you aren't vegans or sXe or is it because they are new wave hippies? Elaborate.
FUCK MRR faggots fucking retards, They got an agenda and we aint gonna fit there mold. They are just miss informed and no one in “punk rock” or whatever the shit is should EVER complain about something being immature. And if they are going to then they are in the wrong fucking pool. Oh Im sorry we didn’t Jeferson airplane or Rolling stone our shit up for you mother fucker we simply thought you were down guess not but we will know for next time, we’ll get some equalization and shit going really master that shit up do it real grand like. For the people/magazine/faggotry that claims to “call people on their shit” they really just talk a bunch of (shit). I could pick apart the whole review but it’s easier to call them pussies. And another thing… you know.. it’s kinda funny. The first record was in “top 10s” AND SHIT while the record cover was some poor bitch getting a Dickin through the back of her head and her brains exploding all over the cover. I guess a gun in one’s pussy puts it over the edge.. Well, I’m standing on the edge. Looking down….. And I like what I see. Not sure if jumping over said edge will hurt or help us at this point. FUCK IT. But over all I guess it is a pretty liberal SLASH “punk fucking rock” (or HELLA SICK PFR if you like) operation they gots going on over there what with all the censoring of shit that offends and bad mouthing of the tunes to go with aforementioned cover art. (Too bad no ones figured out a way to put sarcasm in print correctly)
What are some of your favorite contemporary bands?
HOMO STUPIDS (not cus we like the tunes so much as they asked to play with us at the first horrible fest) MR. California (fucking stupid shit) Rot Shit (look at em, bunch of fuking ass-loving queer’s) whatever Alesandro’s doing (sucking + fucking cocks [and reportedtly peeing on said cocks]) Darvocets[PERIOD]. NASA Space Universe. CIRIL, HOLY shit, Condiminium (Kim’s hot), Angry Samoans (still doin dis SHIT)
You guys just recently released a new 7" with Crim. IQ. Is there anything else to look out for in the near future?
well.. more face punching of bitches putting shit in the eye (THATs RIGHT FUCKER I GOT A PROBLEM WITH SHIT IN MY EYE I. DON’T. LIKE. IT. And I don’t like you [and bitch you got cottage cheese thighs] ya I got something for your ass.. got Some advice. Shut the fuck up quit asking questions and buy what we sell you fuck you fuck your mama and fuck your sister, and we is going to continue to not give a fuck And be shoot it up and when we wanbt a new record you get a new record FUCK YOU. And yea we got one we done had one for three maybe foe yeers ima just call all you fagits monopoly cus we be playing you PLYING YOU LIKE A TUBA LUBA. And while we is opn the topic of biutches and tuba if anyone ANYONHE thinks they tube is bnot in working order bring dat shit right on over here we tunea dat cshit for you if yours your girlfriends whatever the fuk not up in tune and shit bring dat tshit right on over here we tune adat shit for you go ahead call her what her name sailor moon yea I tune dat shit call your ass whatever the fuk we tune dat shit and learn to fucking cook BITCH cus if you want shit tuned you need to fill my belly. And personally PLAYBOy If I was you I’d get my ass a pencil write dis shit the fuck down its GOLD ,motyherfucker. And if dat bitch say she can be cooking and shit ask her ass what her best meal is and if that bitch be talking bout blue box blues or some shit tell her ass to bhit the fuking curb I need a bitch be making me some meat and potatos for a side mother fucker I need me a steak nad BITCH YOU BETTER MAKE A STEAK I need me at least some sausage link cookin skill theys like the anmal beads to me youb want the beads and I want the cooking if you is a right proper bitch you know how to make my ass a piece of meat and some tater’s, and if you want you them fake fuking lashes and shit like dat you make me what I needs hoe PERIOD , big dogs need meat WOOF WOOF BITCH WOOF, or just take me get some
Roscoes FUk It. Let me tell y9ou something bout arbies them fuckers got special sauce, SPECIAL sauce SPECIAL BITCH and the only sauce you got is momas milk I don’t need that shit im a griown ass man bitch I don’t NNED your mamas sauce and shit fuk DAT.
If Rot Shit asked you guys to come with them in the mother ship with the aliens, would you do it?
I tell those mother fuckers what the fuck they talkin about. I never had no mother fuker talk to me like that. I’d slap them mother fuckers. I need you mother fuckers stop talkin to me about aliens and shit, this ain’t no fuckin Darvocets songs… I do kno yo ass come talking to me about aliens and shit I’ll fuckin slap you. Now ask me a right correct question rot shit. I got a mother ship for you it’s called my pants, my cock, ride the LIGHTNING BITCH.
Theres alot going on here in the Midwest. Do you think Cali has the same vibe and if not, what are some differences?
Oh yeah, there’s a lot going on the Midwest:
1) Getting drunk
2) Getting shitty drugs
3) Posting on mssg boards
I can't think of anymore questions so please talk about any crazy tour stories or any other vile occurances.
Tour story #1: Get off the airplane. Noonan comes through with GOOD drugs gets us high as fuck and takes our asses home. SLEEP. Wake up, get fucked up all over again, and tell everyone in Southern California how fucking cold/shitty it was everywhere that wasn’t the best place in the world. TIP #1: Grow a beach, learn to plant a palm tree, create some pot I can get high off of (not that I can spend all my fucking time, money and life on, puffing and huffing, juist to get a little taste, a little TASTE of being high (not actually high), fucking go out find someone who can transport you some good high quality cocaine witout putting baby laxative, fucking over ther counter head-ache medicine, or some kidn of of fucking medicated crushed up pill in this shit, so that I can actually not feel my teeth, cos when I’m on cocaine I want to feel like a 102 year old man with no fucking teeth and I want to feel like I want my dick to go into everything that walks and owns a pussy. Why don’t you nigass learn how to cook some speed?? One these scumbags got arrested in “the meth capital of the world”. You just take some over the counter medicine (this shit ain’t that hard to find) shove it to gether with some acetone, put some heat under it… start cookin away! It don’t take that long. If you could learn that for the love of you (and the love of me!) you been to school. You did your homework ( I didn’t).You know the love of doing your homework??? You shoud take that love and put it itno being a piece of shit.. It takes a lot of love. Either go to school and love books and love the g’vot (cos some big tall whiter mother fuckers vote is going to count more than you, and it doen’st matter who you say should win or your buddy say should win, because no one cares what you think, so fuck you fuck your opionion. Someone else is running this country for you……. You shoud think about getting high! Buy records written by Shoot It Up and please for the love of god pleae learn to make your own drug, or buy the right kind of drg, please!! Because we do it here at home, we go out, we get high, we don’t pussy foot around, we don’t thin ktoo hard about who is in the governmtn. Look at the governer. Termination!! We don’t give a fuck. I just know everyday ik’m going to sit my booze, I’m going to get drunk, and there’s going to be drugs waiting for meto use at my house, for me to get high, and feel good about being a person. But not you.. you think. You read. You follow up on the news, goings on… What’s up with Brittneys’ hair, what’s up with Lohan, who is paris Hilton fucking now, and you know hat?? I know you like to bleive in your little heart, that only fags in CA only belive in shit that People care about Mel Gibson but WE REALY Don’t. WE DON’t even fuckig know them. All I fucking know is that when I get home I want myglass pipe full of GOOD weeed (not your shitty fucking mids/stress you pretend to be good shit. And it’s NOT good) I want my poookie filled with GLASS ( not ice… I like glass, that’s OK) and I want my Snuff bullet filled with COCAINE ( not snorting tobacco) I also want my freebaser filled with coke and baking soda that I can fill with water like some sort of magical kool-aid and rock it up and make a fucking party out of my everyday Tuesday-Wednesday. I don’t care. Abou the world. Presidency. How high taxes are (cos I’m gunna pay them anyway) I don’t care (burp) I do not care about hardly fucking anything except GETTIN MINE. And I don’t mind IF YOU get yours. Just don’t bother me!!! It’s not fair!! It’s not fair Jay-Z. It’s not fair Puffy. Got ahead vote. Youre a minority, because your reading this, and if your reading this, your probably reading a stupid magazine by fagots that listen to Holy shit, and all we wanna do is get high and give you tunes to listen too. I LOVE AMERICA. P.S. FUCK GREEN TEA FUCK LATTES. BITCH
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